Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
@ladykaitlin YES. YES. YES.
Do you ever just hear someone say something so ridiculously wrong and like outlandishly absurd in a sidebar conversation your friends are in but like you’re not really part of the conversation so you really can’t fix it without being rude and you just sort of ruminate on how wrong and terrible the spread idiocy is as it occurs, one misplaced and uncorrected yolo at a time ya dig.
Some more of those Captioned Adventures of George Washington things.
tulipclove tagging you because you love these as much as I do. THAT LAST ONE ABOUT THE UNO THOUGH. That just describes the entirety of our friend group yes okay.
HOLY MOLY WHO MADE THIS IT’S PHENOMENAL. THAT UNO ONE THOUGH.
they can cute themselves over to the British. ‘MERICA. FRICK YEAH.
did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like
all of these stories talking about king arthur pendragon and all this nonsense
the only king arthur who matters
I want to sleep so I can wake up and eat again.
why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
Romeo and Juliet
that foot pop though
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.